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Monday, May 14, 2007

11:10AM

2 guys in the pub where i work: "have you seen ben mate?"

"nah mate, he's LITERALLY vanished off the face of the planet."

this facebook malarkeys a bit silly isn';t it. i have TEN friends on it. it's nice to have friends. no girlfriend though, maybe she too has LITERALLY vanished off the face of the planet...or hasn't been born yet. i'm holding out for the latter scenario. kee-yaaaaaaw

(1 Mind Trick | Use The Force)

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

6:08PM - Funny How?

Hello all, haven't been on this for a while because I have had nothing to say and now I ask of you a favour. My friend Chris Stokes entered a student(!) comedy awards in birminham sponsored by Revels which was nice. you can watch the video on youtube or by going to chortle.com and finding the appropriate revels link, of which he was in the birmingham heats. check it out its funneh and if you like it also please feel free to vote for him so he may go into the final.

oh and for just £2 a month you can give clean water to a village in africa somewhere, but i reckon this is a better cause. ta

(Use The Force)

Monday, December 11, 2006

6:38PM

life is dull as hell here. same boring combination of driving into bangor going to lectures working in the pub every night an going home. sleep. repeat. im happy though. im always happy. unlike the lonely timelord who recently lost his earthly companion rose tyler to a parallel dimension because the time vortex rift needed to be closed, trapping the army of cyber men and daleks within. dalek thay from the cult of skaro survived however by activating his emergency temporal shift. i dont have a girlfriend...funny that.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

6:05PM

hello my name is duncan i am 21 and a bit chubby. i live in wales at the moment in bangor it is nice but a bit cold. i dont have many friends here because wales is quiet but in september i will have lots of friends and i will be happy. i went to the cinema today on my own to see monster house it was scary but i was not scared because i am a grown up. i work in a pub called wetherspoons it is big and always busy and full of other grown ups who drink big cold drinks and then start to shout at me for being slow then the big nig...black man at the door asks them to leave so they do. goodbye

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

3:59AM

so im in cannes at hte international film festival just got back from a party on jim sheridans yacht and am meeting cillian murphy tomorrow french keyboards are so stupid

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006

1:05AM

safe i'm rene in allo allo if anyone in the bangor area wants to come and see the play on the 4th-6th may....no? never mind

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Thursday, December 8, 2005

1:14AM

I'm bored and want to come home for christmas. Everybody in Bangor with notable exceptions is geeting on my fucking nerves.

(2 Mind Tricks | Use The Force)

Sunday, May 29, 2005

3:45PM

i saw a security hologram of anakin in the jedi temple...*covers mouth*

KILLING YOUNGLINGS

hahahahaha. have seen it 4 times already though and it is ace, especially with th hammy emperor. GOOOOOOOD.

in other news i am the last person in my house as they have all gone for a musical weekend, so ive spent the morning walking round the house naked and doing my washing. off to get stoned with ziggy in a bit as i have no money left and there is literally nothing else to do. the summer ball was last night and supergrass were playing.


i didn't go.

(Use The Force)

Friday, May 20, 2005

9:16AM

star wars was much much better than i'd hoped.

*weeping*
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday dear duncan
happy birthday to...*gunshot*

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

11:45PM

Nearly done with my second year of university. spent today at the beach topless flying a kite. (for those of you who know me, that's a pretty funny image) more so, i have tickets (i hope) for revenge of the sith on thursday and have an exam on monday which i have no desire to study for, having spent the last fortnight writing 6 four thousand word essays and making a pretentious student film. i also met danny boyle today, he came in to do a speech. i wish i had taken 28 days later to be signed but i probably would have gone up to him and told him it got pretty shit about half way through.
in other news, i bought a steak pastie and ate it...it was very tasty but now i have AIDs, which reminds me, i attended the end of year dinner and saw two homosexuals kissing quite aggressively. im running out of room in my wardrobe for all the bodies but i was drunk and ended up this morning with more unaccountable bruises than an RSPCC advert. over and out

lord vader

yes master

RIIIISE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(7 Mind Tricks | Use The Force)

Saturday, April 16, 2005

1:34PM

finished resident evil 4...and lost my will to live

(Use The Force)

Thursday, March 17, 2005

4:01PM

I have just purchased Resident Evil 4. See you in a few weeks.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005

6:24PM

well here's a few interesting developments. apparently the bangor university rugby team want to cut off mine and kenny's fingers and rearrange our faces. i rather stupidly suggested to them that purchasing a mr potato head would turn out to be just as fruitful and better for us all round. god i hate it when people drink...especially a bunch of ingrates such as these. (i'm using this word in case they find a way onto this and get confused with the word and hopefully pass it off as a compliment)
on a serious note, it is a shame that people react this way because for some reason neither me nor kenny actually want to go out anywhwere on our own because bangor is a very small place. it is quite a serious matter for us both and we have involved the police so there. try catching your funny shaped ball in prison you dumb fucks. x

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Thursday, February 3, 2005

4:32PM - ermmm...Drop it like it's hot?

if you are a smoker, so help me god I WILL dance on your grave you cancer ridden, corporation fucking pig filth.

Just found this on George's old journal and it made me laugh.


DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
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DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
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DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

(1 Mind Trick | Use The Force)

4:19PM

The new album by "artist" tupac shakur, not only is called 'ready to die', but also has a track on it called "The Fatha Figga" featuring, if you can't already guess, snoop doggy dogg. And people wonder why everyone hates ni...*police sirens*

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005

7:28PM

what's the difference between a woman and a terrorist?



you can negotiate with a terrorist.

(Use The Force)

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

11:32PM - The Breaking of the Fellowship

Well i've done it. started at 1030 am exactly and finishing at 1106 pm, i have just watched all 3 lord of the ring extended films back to back...and now i don't know what to do with my life *gunshot*

(Use The Force)

Saturday, December 11, 2004

9:50PM

SAFE!!! Steve has won the x factor...but im still here typing naked at my computec covered in shit.







G4 WERE shit...and southern.

(Use The Force)

Monday, October 11, 2004

2:44PM

christopher reeve is dead.

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Sunday, May 23, 2004

1:01AM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, im a student so im gonna drink lots of beer and behave like a thalidomide....fuckers

(Use The Force)

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